Surviving Wedding Season

We’re now stepping into wedding season – a sweet invitation to ubiquitous marquees, five-course tasting menus and the most Prosecco you’ve seen in one place, at one time. Sounds perfect, right? Wrong. The novice wedding goer might be surprised to know that anything can go wrong beyond RSVPing on time, but the amateur knows. You know. Here’s how to deal when the day just doesn’t go your way.
 
You didn’t plan your route and the venue is way further than you thought
 
Survive it: Communication comes through in various forms, so when you read or hear something, it’s easy to take mental note and move on, earmarking it for review at a later date. Problem is, the later date is usually the day of the event, leaving you with zero contingencies if you then discover what you thought was correct was actually wrong. The impact of the misunderstanding depends on the degree of the slip up, but when you confuse New York for York, there’s only one solution – lie. Make up a story, feign illness, kill off a family member (not literally, of course), anything’s better than admitting to a bride on the edge of breakdown that you didn’t bother to read the invite she spent two months designing. Truth is power, except not this time.
 
You’re on the bridesmaid sub list, and you’ve just been called to action
 
Survive it: There’s nothing worse than being drafted into a wedding party at the eleventh hour. Even if you can see past the fact you were drafted in as a last resort, it throws a curveball for your plans to woo your plus one, or wow your ex with an incredible dress you no longer get to wear. It takes time, at least three dress fittings and as many bottles of wine to actually get into the mind-set that you have a role to play in the ceremony besides eating five courses and dancing the night away. To make this work, you’ll need to step up to the plate, moving forward by ripping off the band aid. So, the dress doesn’t fit, the bridesmaid you replaced has shot more than one knowing glare in your direction, and your date left an hour ago. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
 
You found out about the social media ban too late
 
Survive it: Kim and Kanye were probably more lax about their nuptials than the bride and groom of this wedding, and the first mention of a social media ban proves it. Not only is it inconvenient (weddings pictures yield most likes), but it’s particularly embarrassing when you posted anyway and have now been called out. In this situation, there’s only one thing to do – suck up your pride, put aside the fact that a social media ban by any non-celebrity is pointless, and delete the picture. Better still, just don’t do it in the first place. You might have hit it off with the best man, but this isn’t your big day – you’re but a pawn in the bride’s plans.

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